GWAR Goes Forward with Female Singer... and Her Boobs Shoot Blood!

During a recent Riot Fest performance in Chicago, GWAR have presented their latest addition to the fold - Vulvatron on vocals.

Much like with anything GWAR-related, the appearance is the singer's most striking feature. And being a spiky purple Amazon shooting loads of blood out of her massive breasts, it's hard to avoid the public attention.

"Vulvatron commanded a central role, stepping away from her mic only long enough to battle her monstrous bandmates or spray the audience with goo," stated a Wondering Sound reporter.

"Vulvatron's costume is skimpy, but so are those of her bandmates; it's not a GWAR show unless everyone's a-se is out. She occupies a powerful role. She's nobody's girlfriend, or groupie or background dancer; Vulvatron is in charge. She gets to be a monster instead of a princess, and that is immensely important for younger girls who are just starting to explore heavy metal."

The vocalist has already established an online presence, make sure to check her out on Facebook or Twitter.

Vulvatron obviously has a big role on her shoulders, replacing the group's late frontman Dave Brockie, a.k.a. Oderus Urungus, who passed away this March due to heroin overdose.


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