Guitar Jokes from the 2014 Edinburgh Fringe Festival



From the Fringe...

Great one-liners from the 2014 Edinburgh Fringe Festival


“This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’ I said: ‘Is that a fret?’” Tim Vine











“I sold my guitar to a bloke with no arms recently. I asked him how it was going to work, he replied: ‘I’m going to play it by ear’.” Lloyd Griffith