ROLLING STONE: The Thirteen Dumbest Band Names in Rock History...

It's not easy to pick a band name. After 60 years of rock and roll, everything has been taken. There's the Eagles and the Eagles of Death Metal, the Who and the Guess Who. There's Asia, Europe, Chicago, Boston and Kansas.

If you want to pick a color and an animal, there's already White Lion and Whitesnake. If you like the word "wolf," get in line behind Wolfmother, Wolf Parade, We Are Wolves and Howlin' Wolf.

All this said, there's simply no excuse for picking a truly horrid band name, and rock is littered with them. Here are Rolling Stones' 13 bands with horrible names.

Please note we aren't saying these bands suck, just their names. That'll become abundantly clear when you see the last two groups on the list...

The Devil Wears Prada

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

Toad the Wet Sprocket

Dogs Die in Hot Cars

Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Anal Cunt

Panic! At the Disco


Confrontation Camp

Dave Matthews Band

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe

The Beatles



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